Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Sardar..sardar..sardar

Militry thanks for letting me know about flickr.... deepak the upload image button works the same way as picasa da. Satya you should see naresh; he looks like a mini anniyan... Google has come with one more new site http://print.google.com Some sardar jokes..... A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. again twins & named Max & Climax. Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It"s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab. Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.. ------------------------------------------------ Santa Singh at an interview: Question: What is Ford? Santa: Gaddi!!!(vandi) question:what is Oxford? Santa: Bailgaddi!(mattuvandi) ----------------------------------------- A sardar on a cycle had hits a lady accidently. Lady says:Break nahi maar sakta kya? Sardar: Break ka kya hai, poori cycle hi maar di!!! ----------------------- A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight" -------------------------------- Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly hit a girl! So girl shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!' And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

3 comments:

sathyus said...

o ya... naresh sure does like like anniyan..
ROFTL..jokes areamazing

Saravana Kumar said...

daii print.google.com is already a old website da

Shan said...

Reached safely da.. I can actually stand a sardar compared to your jokes